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Slow with real data

The app is unusably slow with real data

Your app was quick in the demo because the demo had almost no data: twenty rows, one user, everything on one screen. Production has ten thousand rows, and every shortcut the AI took now has a cost that scales with the table. Nothing here is broken in the crashing sense. Each pattern below simply multiplies work by the number of rows, which is why the app got slower gradually and then suddenly. The useful part: this is the one failure you can put a number on, before and after, so you will know exactly what you bought.

Fixed £4,500 · 3 days · pass-or-refund · next slot w/c 3 August

What actually breaks

The diagnosis is a number

Slow is the one symptom where the diagnosis is a number. First, reproduce it against production-scale data, not the demo dataset; a fix proven on twenty rows proves nothing. The browser's network waterfall then splits each slow page into server time, payload size and render time, which points at which of the six failures you have. On the server, query logging counts queries per request, so an N+1 shows up immediately, and pg_stat_statements ranks queries by total time. EXPLAIN ANALYZE on the worst offenders shows whether Postgres is scanning whole tables or using an index. Fixes land in order of measured impact, and every one is re-measured on the same endpoint with the same data. You get a before-and-after table, not an assurance.

What “done” looks like

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Pass-or-refund guarantee

We agree the acceptance test before any work starts. If it doesn't pass within three working days, you get a full refund and keep every change I've committed. The risk is mine, not yours.

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